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Opp: Would you do Cameron for Wilson, even up?
Moogie: Wilson?
Opp: Preston Wilson
Opp: Colorado just offered that straight up
Moogie: Oh, no
Moogie: He strikes out way too much
Opp: And Cameron doesnt?
Moogie: Not as much
Opp: Yea, but he's Mookie's son
Opp: Do you even know Mike Cameron's dad's name?
Moogie: Yea, he’s a good family friend
Opp: Oh, ok my bad
Moogie: Our families used to hang out every weekend
Opp: Oh, cool, what was that like?
Opp: Just chillin in Georgia?
Moogie: Yea, the usual
Moogie: Eat lots of peaches
Opp: Haha
Opp: Just for record, in 2003, preston struck out 139 times in 600 ABs
Opp: Cameron struck out 143 times in less than 500 ABs last year
Moogie: Similar numbers
Moogie: Wilson has a MLB record I believe
Opp: Na
Opp: He topped out around 180 or 190
Moogie: The more important question is how hot is Marat Safin’s girlfriend?
Opp: Who is Marat Safins girlfriend?
Opp: And can she play right field?
Moogie: This ridiculously hot Russian chick
Moogie: She was on PTI
Moogie: She was incredible
Opp: Adam Dunn has the strikeout record
Opp: I’m glad Rudy T made his cameo
Opp: It needed to be done
Moogie: Haha
Opp: If only to be reminded that there was once a grown man named "Kermit"
Moogie: That’s right
Opp: You don’t get a lot of Kermits these days
Moogie: Not enough anyways
Opp: Yea
Opp: So what's your feelings on 2-13 by the way?
Moogie: Yea, not good
Opp: You noticed?
Moogie: Obviously
Opp: At least Herb Williams is tall...that's gotta count for something
Opp: And he eats at Wendy's
Moogie: Word
Opp: In Elmsford, near the bridge
Opp: Kinda
Opp: Always important
Moogie: You see him there?
Opp: Na, but a couple kids in my Italian class got his autograph there during lunch
Moogie: Cool
Opp: It shows that he's a man who enjoys the finer things in life, like the Spicy Chicken sandwich
Moogie: He’s a man of the people
Opp: Yea
Moogie: Tin cup style
Moogie: He refused to eat anywhere but Waffle House
Opp: Yea, because if the boys in Salome were here, that’s where they would go
Moogie: Then his Mexican caddie banged his ex wife who happens to be a stripper
Opp: Haha, yea
Moogie: You cant write better drama than that
Opp: Absolutely not
Opp: That was almost as pivotal as the 94 balls he hit into the drink
Opp: Moogie-style
Moogie: Yea, almost
Moogie: Yea, all for the sake of immortality
Opp: At least he proved he could reach though
Opp: Why hasn't there been a Battle at the Bridges or Bighorn or wherever with Van De Velde and Tin Cup?
Opp: They could call it the Challenge of the Chokes
Moogie: Because Cup would dominate
Moogie: Cup didn’t choke
Moogie: He went for glory
Moogie: Van de Velde choked
Opp: Oh ok, my bad
Moogie: He had the lead
Moogie: Cup was tied
Opp: Cup just needed a birdie to win
Moogie: Big difference
Moogie: Right
Opp: He could've birdied in his sleep
Opp: If he laid up
Opp: But he wanted 10 under
Moogie: Nobody remembers that though
Moogie: He wanted the record
Opp: Apparently he didn't know about Eldrick at the time
Opp: I guess junior golf isn't too big in Salome Texas
Moogie: Not so much
Moogie: In salami Texas
Opp: I always wondered, who would just leave a million bucks on a river bank?
Moogie: A rich, ignorant person
Opp: Oh, so Mark Cuban?
Moogie: Yea, someone like that
Moogie: I like mark cuban tho
Moogie: He’s got flare
Opp: Yea, he’s got flare
Moogie: He may be an idiot
Moogie: But still likeable
Opp: No rings and no defense, but he’s got flare
Opp: Well he’s a whole lot better than Dolan and Ratner combined
Moogie: Hey, he went out and got Dampier
Opp: And I’m sure some homeless guy went out and got 2 week old tuna salad
Opp: What’s your point?
Moogie: Name a better front court than Dallas
Opp: Amare and Marion?
Moogie: Close
Opp: Dampier has done nothing!
Moogie: Dirk is better than both
Opp: He's averaging 8 and 8!
Opp: I’d take Stoudemire over Dirk, I like his emotion
Moogie: I wouldn’t
Moogie: Dirk is one of the best shooters in the game at 6'10, you can’t teach that.
Moogie: Amare is getting better numbers with the current system he’s in
Opp: You can't teach dominating at 21 when you've hardly played basketball growing up
Moogie: I still take dirk over Amare though
Opp: You can't teach desire
Opp: Does Dirk have desire?
Moogie: Yea, I think he does
Opp: Shouldn't he be a better defender, he's big
Moogie: He’s just European, not as emotional
Opp: Not true
Opp: Ever watched soccer?
Opp: Dirk played soccer
Opp: Those guys are on the brink of tears half the time!
Moogie: Yea, soccer to Europe though is like Girls Gone Wild in America
Moogie: Basketball is not
Opp: I guess
Moogie: Dude, people kill each other in Europe over soccer arguments
Moogie: Now THATS something you cant teach
Moogie: THE STRIKER IS BETTER!!!!
Opp: Haha
Opp: Touché
Opp: Yea well Amare gets to play with Nash, Dirk doesn't anymore
Moogie: Yea.
Moogie: Ok, I’m gonna eat dinner
Opp: Good talk